Oh the reruns ....the endless reruns of my life

Yes the weekend is almost over once again and then back to work , but its all in the spirit of keeping the depressed heroin addicted child in side me happy.But I am keeping strong its only 26 days till Dubai sun tanning and shopping nothing like selling your family members for camels and blankets its going to be awesome.

It's not even monday

GRRR..... it's not even monday.

I woke up as late as anything this morning. I basically told the alarm clock to get screwed.
Hence grumpy smurf mode engaged. I then toyed with the idea of throwing this whole "cycle to work" garbage out the window for one day and driving to work, cause I was late etc.
But I used my willpower (which is pretty crap at the best of times) and cycled to work. On they way dodging the psyco, groupy, cocaine, crazy drivers that inhabit Adelaide roads.
Plus I left my ZEN at home..... so no music, and I have this craving for KFC.

OMG I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BED!

Yes I am supposed to be working, and I am. Watching status bars is a type of work.
Time for lunch.....

Yeah I survived the weekend ...and then it was monday

Oh its Monday , which means i am suffering from a short very disturbing bout of depression , why you ask well its 4 days till friday and 11 days till i get paid which means I am too broke to go out this weekend , that means endless re-runs of my dvd collection and really cheap nasty wine , me thinks its going to be really bad for the few braincells i have left.

But wait there is a light at the end of the long tunnel its a few weeks till i am sun tanning my ass in dubai . Yeah its Monday SCREAM WITH ME !!!

I totally agree if it eats more than a professional mens rugby team and weights more than a professional mens rugby team I will not be putting my penis anywhere near it.

Good Day.

Hello All.

My name's Paul, and sometimes I post a blog on here.

To clear up any confusion, I never slept with the fat chick. I cleverly faked crippling stomach pains and managed to sleep in the spare bed.

Part of me wondered what it would be like to sleep against such a massive soft - object. The other part of me basically being sick over myself for all the terrible thoughts, so I figured I made the right choice.

This Satuday me and Captain K will be cycling across three miles of country lanes, deep in the sticks, to a pub called the blue flame. I say pub, it's actually a mans house, which he thought he'd turn into a pub one day.

The injuries I'm probably going to sustain whilst cycling under the influence will make AWESOME blog material.

Hooray for internal injury...

Yeah thats right the madness is back...

All hail to the king baby , after a short break I am back to spread the death and destruction upon your fragile minds. The cricket worldcup has been taking up most of my time lately and the other 3 braincells i have left after years of abusing my brain with alchohol is taken up by work this week. Yeah thats right minions its thursday which means a 12 hour shift plenty of pot noodles and pain , but its all good because its freaky friday 13 tomorrow , can you give me a hell we are all going to die a painful horrible death what ever you do just strap yourself to a chair in a small dark room , SCREAM WITH ME BITCHES!!!!

Happy Easter all.

Hope you all had a good Easter.

However, you know your are pretty screwed when you get back to work and..... this greets you:This caught me as "witty" this morning:

Red Hot Chili Peppers Writing Session

- Alright guys we need a new idea for our next album, something fresh
- California?
- Did it
- Sex?
- Did it
- .....sex in California?
- BRILLIANT. Shirts off, everybody!

-Conor Sweeny

Its Friday ....well not really but it is my last working day of the week

yeah thats right I am off to london tomorrow for the easter weekend , to celebrate christ's birthday , drink beer and get laid because you all know thats what the easter holidays is about woo hoo , now down to business we all need to send either emails of condolences or emails titled "you idiot" to future perfect aka : I took a fat girl out for dinner , got drunk and probably had sex with her too , yes it is a sad day indeedy.

Google Paper for teh win!

You cannot miss this April Fools Joke!

Google Paper!
https://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

Nice one guys.
Got a couple of lug nuts where I work going.

Could I mail myself an MP3? Just print it out and post it to me. Come on. You know you want to :p

Ha Ha , Its Monday deal with it ....

yeah this pretty much somes up the day so far ....its monday scream for me , plus i am only working three days this week , put that in your pipe and smoke it. Cheers troops no worries its only 4 days to the weekend.

the blindness ...oh the blindness

Yes , I am temporarily blind from all the drinking this weekend , thats what 3 days of drinking can do to you , I have asked the little midget in my head to quit banging with his hammer but the little shit still refuses to comply , at this point of thinking of overdosing on ketamin and a bullet to the brain. But boy no body hates my ass as much as the bus driver on friday and taxi driver on saturday/sunday , because lets face it I am just a mean piece of crap when I am sober and even worse when I am drunk , but it keeps the balance of good and evil , because you know some where out there is a good kind hearted drunk who I am so going to beat the crap out of when I hit the vodka and tequila next weekend. Later troops my ass needs sleep.