Hey.If the guy down there didn't introduce himself, his name's Sean. He's full of all kinds of angry and chooses to vent them in different ways. He spends 90% of his life drunk, but that's ok too. He's a good guy.
I'm currently working in the office and trying to find different avoidance tactics in terms of work.
So far I've discovered the following:
1) Calling court's and asking how they are. Asking how thier family is. Asking if they're sure. Asking if given the choice, would they consider turning gay for pay. Telling them I could make them famous. Hanging up.
2) Sending abuse to Sean via Email, regarding his mother.
3) Creating different Animals native to Africa out of a Rubber and whatever else I can find in the office. Posting said animals and creating my own 'request an animal' delivery service.
4) Creating weapons. Bows, Samurai Stars, Grappling Hooks. Also delivering on request.
5) Sticking elaborate post - it note cartoons on pieces of lost post, which take the reader through the amazing story of how the post was lost. Delivering back to the post room and awaiting response.
6) Post anonymous David Hasselhoff activity books to the managing partner.
7) Posting random pieces of stationary to my boss. By the hundred. Until he snaps.
8) Internet Blogging.
The list goes on, and I promise I'll start posting some pictures pretty soon.
Have a great day all.
Time to get back to work...
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